Chris @ Home

Wheeee! Home again! It would be perfect, too, if only I could get internet on my own bloody computer. Being the ass that I am, I decided to remove my 56k modem from the back of my computer, thinking that I would never need it again. It's times like these I wish I could go back in time and slap myself in the face... but alas, while I have already built a flux capacitor, I have no way of generating the 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity required to power it. Le sigh.

Anyhoo, everything other than that is fine. My beard has been set free at last; it was getting a bit out of control. I managed to tackle it using only my Mach 3 Turbo razor, which is saying a lot... you would know what I mean if you ever had the privelege of seeing my beard. And while it is gone, I still think on it with fond memories and whatnot.

In other news, hot female gamers really do exist. Though because fate hates me, the one I have met is in Sweden and already taken. Needless to say; BUGGER. But let this be a message to all horny male gamers! There may well be a horny female gamer out there for you! But if your luck is anything like mine, she'll be married to King Usuk Eyerool of Darkest Africa. Bah... BAH I say!